CONRAD: I can't believe I'm actually going to do this.
RICK: You'll have a good time. Duck season is one of my favorite times of the year.
CONRAD: But like I said, in Taiwan it is strictly illegal to have guns. It is illegal.
RICK: I know. I don't think that's reasonable.
People in a free society should have the right to own guns.
In America, it's in our Constitution.
CONRAD: Well, there are a lot of reasons people in Taiwan can't have guns.
I think one of them is that it is so crowded.
RICK: Even so, I think it is the right of citizens to have guns.
Otherwise, only the government has the guns. And the government can oppress you.
CONRAD: Hmm. I see. So will it be cold?
RICK: Yes, it will probably be cold. I only hope it doesn't rain.
And sometimes it gets pretty windy.
CONRAD: You said we aren't going to be walking a lot.
RICK: Oh, no, not at all really.
When you duck hunt, you just sit in the blind. You wait for the ducks to come to you.
CONRAD: What is the "blind"?
RICK: The blind is made of bales of straw. It's for camouflage.
It's kind of like a little wall of straw that you hide behind.
CONRAD: But why would the ducks come?
RICK: Because we put decoys out.
CONRAD: "Decoys"? What are those?
RICK: We put a bunch of artificial ducks on the water. They're called decoys.
The real ducks see them, and then they fly over to join the party. Then we shoot.
CONRAD: Can we eat the ducks we shoot?
RICK: Certainly. When we get back down to Rockford,
I'll clean them and have Betty make us some nice roast duck.
CONRAD: I hope I get a couple. 
RICK: Don't worry. You will. But you must be careful. I don't want you to get me.
CONRAD: Oh, I'll be careful. You just have to show me how to use the gun.