As the old expression goes, April showers bring May flowers. But guess what else the fourth month of the calendar year brings? Yep, you know it. Everyone's favorite day for hijinks: April Fools' Day. Love it or hate it, April 1 is the one day out of the year in which it's totally encouraged to pull pranks on friends, family and coworkers, as well as tell outright fibs in the name of tomfoolery. In honor of hoaxes and bogus truths, we've collected a list of funny April Fools' quotes to use however you see fit. Top 5 Best April Fool's Day Quotes"April hath put a spirit of youth in everything." "If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings." "Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish." "Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness." "April Fools gone past, and you're the biggest fool at last." More April Fool's Day Quotes:"It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly." "Better a witty fool than a foolish wit." "If it thunders on All Fool's Day, expect good crops of corn and hay." "The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year." "The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes." "A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool." "A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself." "Lord, what fools these mortals be." "I have great faith in fools: self-confidence, my friends call it." "If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings." "Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It’s good to be silly at the right moment." "We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance." "The fool knows after he’s suffered." —Hesiod "The truest way to be deceived is to think oneself more knowing than others." "If you tell a big enough life and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed." "It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen." "Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it." "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." "There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn't true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true." "Confidence comes from being prepared." "Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three." "The fools among us are presented to be wise, and the wise among us are presented to be fools" "No man can tame a predator by acting like prey." "Fools make feasts, and wise men eat them." "The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him." "Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools that don't have brains enough to be honest." "To every rule there is an exception - and an idiot ready to demonstrate it. Don't be the one!" "There are more fools in the world than there are people." "If we act like prey, they'll act like predators." "All the world loves a clown." "If you're good, you're always looking over your shoulder." "No man chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for happiness." "What have you done when you have bested a fool?" "I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you." "On stupidity - There is no such thing as a foolproof plan. If there are fools about, no plan is proof against them." "For every smart person, there is a fool." "A deception that elevates us is dearer than a host of low truths." Funny April Fools' quotes“The suspense is terrible. I hope it’ll last.” “Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.” “Don’t be so humble — you are not that great.” "Life is worth living as long as there's a laugh in it." “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.” “I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.” "So you've been burned a couple times. Um, have we met? I've been burned so many times I'm like the human equivalent of the inside of a roasted marshmallow." "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive." “Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton.” "Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer." "Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright." "I've had great success being a total idiot." "He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke." "There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor." "I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints," |